Edwin Gault
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Post by Edwin Gault on Oct 31, 2007 14:04:04 GMT -5
(OOC: Sorry! Sorry! Quite a hectic week!)
"What? In on it? That's..." He moves his head in closer, "You mean..." Edwin's eyes darted back and forth, "That's... That's impossible! They wouldn't dare cross us..."
His focus landed back on Clive, "Should we worry for our safety?"
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Post by Clive on Nov 1, 2007 0:18:06 GMT -5
"Not yet..." Clive responds in kind to Edwin. "They may get suspicious and jump the gun on their plan, thus not giving us enough time to comprise our own plan... also out food is here."
The waitress slides Clive's flaming prawns under his chin, followed by Edwin's chowder in front of him. She gives both of them weird looks before placing another basket of bread in the center. She stays for a moment, staring at Clive. "Um... sir?"
"What?" Clive questions, puzzled by her reaction.
"You do realize-"
"Realize what?"
"Um... your fur is on fire."
"Oh, I know." Clive's chin fur is actually ablaze by now, smoldering from the flaming prawns.
The waitress blinks and walks off.
"Sheesh... what was her problem?" Clive ponders, directing the question to Edwin. "Can't a man ha- OH GOD!" He quickly grabs the glass of water and throws the water on himself, extinguishing the fire on his face. "That was close..."
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Edwin Gault
Experienced Novice
Once you've aided me in my research, you're life may very well change forever!
Posts: 121
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Post by Edwin Gault on Nov 1, 2007 1:59:35 GMT -5
"The time for worry is nigh!" Edwin exclaimed, "They've delivered you your death on a platter! She just lit you on fire!" Edwin readied a potion and took aim at the waitress. He heaved it at her and hit dead on the back of her head. She yelped and turned around with a look of shock turning to anger. The anger, however, was wasted, as she soon found herself assaulted by frost pellets, becoming entombed in ice where she stood. "Watch yourself, my friend..."
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Post by Clive on Nov 1, 2007 21:50:40 GMT -5
"Hmm, I think..." Blows out the flaming prawns. "We better eat fast, the natives are restless!" Quickly takes a few large bites from his food and points to what would appear to be a very angry manager briskly walking to their table. "I think that's their leader, prepare yourself! The siege is at hand! Ready the bread!"
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Edwin Gault
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Once you've aided me in my research, you're life may very well change forever!
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Post by Edwin Gault on Nov 4, 2007 16:25:16 GMT -5
"Back, good sir! Or you shall not be spared!" Edwin commanded, clutching a new vial in his hand above his head.
"Sir... I'm going to have to ask you two to leave..." The manager attempted to keep his cool, but, after such angry complaints from the customers, he could barely keep from yelling, himself.
"You will not put us in your little prison! Clive! NOW!" Edwin motioned Clive to utilize the bread.
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Post by Clive on Nov 6, 2007 1:58:58 GMT -5
"Reading the cannon, Captain!" Clive quickly sets up a crude catapult using a fork and bowl. He places one small roll on the end of the fork, letting it rest loosely atop the prongs then brings his fist down upon its other end and sends the roll flying straight at the managers forehead. "SCORE!"
Clive jumps jump from the table with a cheer, performing an obnoxious victory dance.
"Three score barrels of powder below! Poor old England to overthrow!" Clive quickly looks around, darting his head as an angry mob of patrons forms. "Um... Edwin. Flee! We can't hold them all off, go quickly, I distract them..." Clive reaches into his pocket and pulls out a large helping of gil - probably stolen from the cash-register earlier. He tosses it at the forming mob, causing them to scatter and dive for the gil.
"Hurray!" He grabs his staff quickly, the bottom of it scrapping against the carpet, sending up a nice static spark which ignites their table cloth, setting it ablaze. "Oh crap! flashbacks!"
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Edwin Gault
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Once you've aided me in my research, you're life may very well change forever!
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Post by Edwin Gault on Nov 6, 2007 2:02:56 GMT -5
"One last blow..."
Edwin took the tablecloth and hefted the entirety of the spread into a bundle. He spun it in the air, and tossed it into the manager.
"We shall make our exit, then!" Edwin pulled out a teleportation potion.
"Where did we say we were going again? Tzen? Treno? Thamasa? Wasn't it a 'T'?"
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Post by Clive on Nov 6, 2007 2:05:54 GMT -5
"Treno!" Clive yells, reading his staff then sending the pummel into the managers stomach. "Let us be gone from here, damn the rolls, full portal ahead!"
The embers from the table cloth fly into the air and ignite tapestries and the carpet. It won't be long now before the entire restaurant is ablaze.
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Edwin Gault
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Once you've aided me in my research, you're life may very well change forever!
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Post by Edwin Gault on Nov 6, 2007 2:09:14 GMT -5
Edwin took Clive's arm and tossed the potion in the air.
"TO TRENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Before the vial hit the ground, the two had disappeared, leaving a portion of Gold Saucer, packed with money-grubbing socialites, an offended waitress, and an angry manager, on fire.
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